I like movies.
Wednesday, June 17, 2020
Minority Report
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Good evening, this post is only allowed to be viewed after 6 PM but earlier than 12 AM. Please plan accordingly. Ok. So last we left I ta...
Thursday, May 28, 2020
Vanilla Sky
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Hi Mom! Hi Dad! Aren't you proud of me? I quit my job during a pandemic so I could write about Tom Cruise's career when absolutely n...
Thursday, May 21, 2020
Magnolia
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Hello my friends, I hope this essay finds you well (please note that my enemies can get fucked), and thank you for joining me again. Last I ...
Sunday, May 17, 2020
Eyes Wide Shut
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Welcome back. Since you're here again I'm going to assume you have a vendetta against me. We'll deal with that later. Last we ...
Friday, May 8, 2020
Jerry Maguire
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As I mentioned before, I'm about to get married (again) to a wonderful woman who happens to have a 6 year old son. I work (when shit is ...
Sunday, May 3, 2020
A Tom Cruise Period.
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I love Tom Cruise. I've always loved Tom Cruise. But ever since "The Incident" on Oprah's talk show for his press tour for...
Friday, April 3, 2020
Out of Sight
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Out of Sight is cool. Out of Sight is real cool. Out of Sight is real fucking cool. How many times can I saw cool in this post?* Th...
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